Club Rules - Aspie style

OK, I found these when emptying DD's backpack.  Funny stuff (unintentional though it may be) from a 7y/o.  Misspellings are hers. 

1. No homework
2. bring - snack
3. No boys allowed
4. We meet at 8 p.m. in the afternoon
5. Wear your clothes
6. Only 1 boy allowed
7. Sleepovers are allowed
8. Bring cookies sometimes for snak.
9. We meet after school
10. Bring toys
11. Bring candy.
12. Bring sleeping bags
13. Bring drinks
14. No dirty + stinky peapole allowed
15. Only peaple 60 poands and below can be in the club
16. No squirming at slumber partys
17. No snoring at slumber partys
18. Use manners
19. Be quiet when the leaders talking
20. Don't grab other peaples arms
21. Don't hurt peaple
22. Don't yell at peaple
23. No back sass

Does anyone detect a trend...?  What rules made you LOL? My personal favorite was #5!! :)