Saturday sillies

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Ridiculous Laws
The Chico City Council in California has a ban on nuclear weapons. There is a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

In Arkansas a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once
a month.

In Minnesota it is illegal to have sexual relations with a fish.

In California a vehicle without a driver may not exceed 60 miles per
hour.

In Indiana you are not allowed to attend a movie house or theatre nor ride in a public streetcar within four hours after eating garlic.

Tall Police Stories
Police in Kansas arrested a 20-year old man after he tried to pass two counterfeit $16 bills.

A Los Angeles man stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 km/hour chase until a police officer managed to step aboard and bring the steamroller to a halt.

Police in Pennsylvania interrogated a subject by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it to a photocopier. Every time the police thought the suspect was lying they pressed the button to copy a page which said " Not true". The suspect believed it was a real lie detector and confessed.